SMITHY: (singing) It’s Christmastime, there’s no need to be afraid, at Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade. And in our world of plenty, *OH COME ON DICKHEAD!* we can spread a smile of joy, throw your arms *OH JUST GO MATE!* around the world, at Christmastime.*BEEPS CAR HORN* But say a prayer, pray for the other ones, At Christmastime, it’s hard, but when you’re having fun, Gavalaaaar! There’s a world outside your window… Go on sing it!
GAVIN: (singing) and it’s a world of dread and fear
SMITHY: Yes!
GAVIN&SMITHY: Where the only water flowing, is the bitter sting of tears. And the Christmas bells that ring there, are the clanging chimes of…
GAVIN: What is it?
SMITHY: Doom, it’s doom!
GAVIN&SMITHY: WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT’S THEM, INSTEEEAD OF YOU! OH MY GOD!!
